Listen up, my little toy. I know you're dying to look at me, to drink in the sight of my exquisite beauty. Well, it's going to cost you. I'm not just any woman, I'm a goddess, a queen, and my divine presence demands a hefty price. Take a good look at me, admire the glittering jewels that adorn my body. I'm wearing the finest designer pieces, the creme de la creme of jewelry - Vivienne Westwood and Swarovski ... But here's the thing, my little worm. You can only gaze upon my resplendent glory if you pay the price. This clip is a steal, a real bargain for the privilege of seeing me in all my radiant splendor. I know it's overpriced, I know it's a total ripoff. But that's the price of beauty, and you're going to pay it.